Marjorie thought her mother's quilts were boring. She decided to spice things up a bit.

The President couldn't believe the map in front of him. The Mennonites were, adult baptism by adult baptism, taking over the United States. 

Just once, Carolyn wanted to hike up her skirt and charge into the ocean, but sadly, her days of Rumspringa were over.

Despite her unassuming appearance, Elizabeth thoroughly enjoyed sexting John. It didn't seem nearly as bad as talking about dirty things.

"Oh no. What have I done? Sam Swartzendruber saw me without my bonnet on!"

Hannah always wanted to play in the WNBA. The only thing stopping her was the fact that they would most likely ask her to remove her bonnet.

The Bakers were notoriously literal. While baby Rachel made their family an even dozen, Mama Sarah and Papa Levi still had one on the way—making the family, finally, a "Baker's Dozen."

Zecheriah was so angry when his father wouldn't buy him that new cow while they were in town. He decided he couldn't be trusted in the buggy with all his pent up feelings and chose to scoot home on his skateboard instead.

As if the horse wasn't working hard enough, David thought he would ride the horse while it was plowing the field.

"Who put their unmentionables out on the line again? What if the Bontrager's see?!?"

"Ew, guys, look at the Miller's new buggy. Do they really think hot pink 
is stylish?"

"Amos, we're bringing the foam mattresses in case the hotel tries to overcharge us for a room. And if they do, we'll be prepared."

Elsie hoped that her beautiful new dress and inconspicuous New Testament reading would help influence the young woman next to her to pull down her skirt a little.

Moriah liked this picture of herself. She looked positively cheerful in it. 

Everyone knew to watch out for Rebecca's killer spike. 

"I'm glad we finally got you a haircut. You were starting to look like a girl!"

Nampung was always given over to worldly desires.

"I told you not to speed, Adolf. Just because it's a turnpike doesn't mean we can top out speeds over 30 mph."

As much as he loved shopping, Jakob was distracted. Obediah looked good in his brand new overalls and blue button-up.

Emma always wanted to be a model. She decided she would start with a watch.

As Elizabeth was excited that this male specimen was forced to sit by her while waiting for their restaurant buzzer to go off, she wanted nothing more than to unbutton her top button.

As her fingers brushed his hand-washed overalls, Ezekiel and Rachel reached a new level of intimacy. After all, they had been courting for two years.