The President couldn't believe the map in front of him. The Mennonites were, adult baptism by adult baptism, taking over the United States. 

Just once, Carolyn wanted to hike up her skirt and charge into the ocean, but sadly, her days of Rumspringa were over.

Despite her unassuming appearance, Elizabeth thoroughly enjoyed sexting John. It didn't seem nearly as bad as talking about dirty things.

"Oh no. What have I done? Sam Swartzendruber saw me without my bonnet on!"

Hannah always wanted to play in the WNBA. The only thing stopping her was the fact that they would most likely ask her to remove her bonnet.

The Bakers were notoriously literal. While baby Rachel made their family an even dozen, Mama Sarah and Papa Levi still had one on the way—making the family, finally, a "Baker's Dozen."

Zecheriah was so angry when his father wouldn't buy him that new cow while they were in town. He decided he couldn't be trusted in the buggy with all his pent up feelings and chose to scoot home on his skateboard instead.

As if the horse wasn't working hard enough, David thought he would ride the horse while it was plowing the field.